Attention

To the person in the big-ass truck behind me on Barton Skyway when we were coming to the crest of the hill, and I slowed down to 20 because I didn't have room to pass the bikers who were two abreast on our right, who felt the need flash his headlights at me and to LEAN on his HORN, in case he didn't get the message by my slowing to a halt, waving my arms around and giving him the finger:

CHECK YOURSELF.

Damn, just because you're in an F150 and I'm in a Corolla. I do NOT have all my Texas manners back yet.