Live blogging the viewing of a 7 year old Sandra Bullock thriller

9:03
[Opening credits]
Ryan Gosling and Michael Pitt? Why don't I know about this movie? Why would you put Michael Pitt and Ryan Gosling in the same movie unless you were doing a Rope variation?

9:05
You wouldn't.

9:17
Wearing black pants with a brown shirt buttoned all the way to the top button. Sign that a guy reads Nietzsche and is going to be a problem in your life.

9:45
You wake up to one of your customers standing above you wrapped in saran wrap and your first question is whether he brought his cheerleader friends? That wouldn't be my first question.

10:03
Sandy is such a bitca with all her rapist-hitting ways.

10:11
This boy's bone structure is so fly.

10:21
Lol when she said let's talk about Goldilocks for a minute, I definitely thought she meant Ryan.

10:26
Pole-vaulting? Really? Pole-vaulting? This is the story of an evil pole-vaulter?

10:28
Oh jesus this guy is an arrogant idiotic prick. But I like this exchange.
"Did you ever get any help for any of this?"
"Yes. I became a cop."

10:35
That creepy-ass melded portrait is totally unacceptable.

10:42
I don't believe that charm/seductiveness is an indicator of conscience in one direction or the other. Just something to keep in mind.