Overheard in New York

Too Good to Be True, Too Dumb to Be False
Chick #1: NYU is taking over the city. Soon they're gonna have to
start calling it "New York" City.
Chick #2: It's already called New York City!
--4th & Broadway
Overheard by: Kelly Raz
Love.

ETA:
Dick Cheney accidentally shoots Austin man.
You lose at life.